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Some come here to sit and think
Others come here to Shit and Stink
But I come here to rest my balls
And read the bullshit on the walls
(Field toilet, Tze'elim Army base)

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket
But his daughter, named Nan
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nan-tucket

Then the pair followed Pa to Manhasset
Where he still held the cash as an asset
But Nan and the man
Stole the money and ran
And as for the bucket, Manhasset

There was a young man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it

There was a young man from Pocatello...

Hitler had just one ball
Goebbels had two, but they were small
Himmler
Had something similar
And Göring had no balls at all

I used to do Avant-garde dance
With a blow-torch blue paint and no pants
Which some people guessed
Was genius, and the rest
Left quickly when given the chance

There was an old man of Saint-Paul
Put his desk in a toilet stall
It was quiet, conducive
And one had the use of
The plumbing with no wait at all

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